Ridin' With Biden

Your word is: jobs.

Etymological origin?

Campaign rhetorisese, meaning 'for the children.'

Could you use that in a sentence please?

Joe Biden jobs Barack Obama.

'...as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.'

Since this is a spelling bee and not a math bee, you are correct!

Senator Biden then proceeds to tell us why the Obama/Biden ticket has been endorsed by Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, Hamas, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (with pre-conditioned groveling requirement), Evo Morales, Muammar Gaddafi, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-il, and Rosie O'Donnell.

"Mark my words, it will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."

"I can give you at least four or five scenarios from where it might originate, and he's gonna need help. And the kind of help he's gonna need is, he's gonna need you - not financially to help him - we're gonna need you to use your influence, your influence within the community, to stand with him. Because it's not gonna be apparent initially, it's not gonna be apparent that we're right."

Your foreign endorsers are pumping money into ACORN as we speak.

Perhaps Senator Biden was unwittingly telegraphing the super secret Obama Plan, his administration's plan to free a nearby country of its dictatorial tyrant. According to my sources, who require anonymity, the Obama Plan is presently training an expeditionary force to be inserted on land from Prudhoe Bay and free the land and its caribou residents from the heavy, oil-lusting hands of Sarah Palin and her Big Oil flunkies. The plan's cool code name is 'The Bay of Deadhorse.' Former President Jimmie Carter has been advising the Obama administration on preparation and tactics and how to keep desert sand from gumming up the works.