Why Obama Won

Rosemary Alvarez started feeling mental numbness and saw an aura around Barack Obama. During surgery the doctors found out why:

“Once we saw the MRI we realized this is something not good,” neurosurgeon, Dr. Peter Nakaji told the news station. “It's something down in her brain stem which is as deep in the brain as you can be.”

Alvarez was wheeled into surgery where Nakaji and his colleagues were expecting to remove a tumor, but they uncovered a worm instead.

That Kool-aid had a special ingredient.

WARNING: Be sure to cook your Kool-aid thoroughly.