The Keys to Metropoltaxis

According to the AP in Yahoo! news:

NEW YORK – New York City never got a chance to say a proper thank you to the pilot who miraculously landed US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River last month, saving the lives of all 155 on board. Now he's coming back for his hero's welcome.

Capt. Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger and his flight crew are set to be honored by Mayor Michael Bloomberg at City Hall on Monday, where they will be given a key to the city.

It was not reported that Mayor Boomberg was also going to hand each of the crew members tax bills on city key ownership, viewers of crash-landing video, river usage, goose hunting, Hudson River recreation, and blanket usage. However, Bloomberg also will give each crew member a Federal Bailout Request form.