“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Our Wacky Pavlovians
The Pavlovian Behaviorists in our secret basement laboratory have been releasing some of the results of their research projects over the last couple of days. There have been outstanding successes as well as a few failures:
The cat levitators have made progress.
The dog trainers are earning their keep.
The raccoon smoking cessation techniques go back to the drawing board.
Curbing irrational Obama leg tingling is a total failure.