Friday, February 27, 2009

Well, You Know My Name is Simon...

Are you lookin' at my bum?
The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country's love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners. At fault, they say, is the US public's insistence on extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply products when they use the bathroom.
Bum looker!!

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