Ladies and Gentlemen...
The President(s) of The United States

Most Arabic translators will tell you that 'Hussein' means 'good' or even 'handsome.' That, however, is an ancient desert myth. Actually, 'Hussein' accurately translates 'speaks words from sky.'

(Limbaugh just passed along an announcement from TOTUS, the Teleprompter of the United States. I kinda like 'Teleprompter-in-Chief' or TIC.)