Lance, Road Trip!

Destination: Grand Rapids, MI.

The West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor-league baseball team,... hamburger being added to the menu this year at the Fifth Third Ballpark.

The 1.8-kilogram, US$20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an 20-centimetre sesame-seed bun.

What?! No bacon??

Five all-beef patties, special salsa, Fritos, cheese, chili on a sesame-seed bun. Bite me, Ronald McDonald!

(H.T. Lucianne.com.)