Now That the Economy is Fixed-
It's Time to Fix Health Care

First, President Obama has to dump Sanjay Gupta as Surgeon General. Dr. Gupta has paid his taxes and doesn't fit in with the President's other nominees. The position should be filled with someone who actually will do something about the catastrophic crisis that is American health care. It's fallen and can't get up.

President Obama should nominate Dr. Chupacabra Juma
for the post.
He hasn't paid any taxes, ever.


Proposed Green Ambulance

Dr. Juma will also have President Obama handle hundreds of handkerchiefs and distribute them to hospitals and clinics throughout the land. An appointed administration bureaucrat at each institution will bring the snotrag to the sick who will then look upon and even touch the cloth and be healed. Shovel ready.