In Summation

Jeffrey Jenna sums up my opinions on the global warming debate in Big Hollywood thusly:

In the spirit of full disclosure I am a global warming/climate change denier. I’m not even sure what the term “climate change” means. The climate is changing all the time. Most of us out here in Flyover Land call it “the weather.”

The old saying, 'Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody is doing anything about it' is now passe. The President’s hopey/changey science advisor, John Holdren, wants to do something about it. We will pollute Earth's upper atmosphere. My geoengineering hero!

The janitorial staff in our secret basement laboratory are complaining... again. Most of the scientists in the lab are rolling on the floor laughing so the maintenance personnel can't get any work done.