Saturday, April 18, 2009

Kicked in the Gut
By The Gut

One of my regular readers sent me an e-mail today. In it, he was vehemently complaining about Right wing bloggers who had been personally insulting him. This reader is normally a timid, mousy individual who holds grudges against no one and is kind to everyone. But, today Greg Gutfeld got his goat and he was furious.

He referred to this installment of Red Eye in which Greg commented on Janeane Garofalo's appearance on Keith Olbermann. Gutfeld stated that she (Garofalo, not Olbermann) had 'a lizard-like brain'.

That sent this mild mannered person into a frenzy:

He also said that he was so upset that he had to see his psychiatrist in an emergency visit. Here's a portion of his display of feelings:
And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."
The doctor prescribed several medications to combat this channeling of lefty anti-war pacifists.


Chris M. said...

Does that shrink work at Alice's Restaurant?

Steve Burri said...


Yes, and Arlo was the lefty anti-war pacifist channeled.

I thought that you would be able to recognize all the psychiatrists and psychologists in the land.

Chris M. said...

Is that a dig about my many, many years of therapy that yielded not one bit of change for the better?

Steve Burri said...

No, but as a psych R.N., you probably have worked with many.

Hey, I met my wife in a psych ward. You can speculate from there.