Misunderstanding By Readers

Among my millions of readers, there are several thousand who e-mail me daily and ask why I show such disdain for the President, the Congress, and the Supreme Court. These readers just do not understand that, as a patriotic citizen, I have the utmost respect for the office of the President, the roles of Congress and the Supreme Court as outlined in Articles I, II, & III of The Constitution of the United States.

Who with integrity among us would allow someone in a position we respect to become an embarrassment without trying to warn them? I would never allow my respect for the office become such as this:



In the above case considering Barack Obama, my President, as 'the cousin,' I would never let the embarrassing situation pass at his expense for just a cheap laugh. I would immediately take him aside and privately say, "Mr. President, uhhh, you have a piece of arugula stuck between your teeth."