Oh, That It Were True

Osama bin Laden Reported Dead.

Reports are coming out of Pakistan that al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has died. Sources say that the leader passed away in his hidden camp, apparently of an ongoing illness.

...One fighter in Afghanistan surrendered stating that he feared the U.S. President Obama's super powers would get him too...

Doctors agree that bin Laden could have died from his illness. For several years he has been treated for goatiform encephalitis, a neurological disorder common in goats in Afghanistan. It is rare among humans and typically transmitted through sexual contact.

Somewhere in the mountains of Afghanistan, many kids are missing their father, Billy bin Laden.

(H.T. Al, the Old Fart Whig.)