Thursday, April 23, 2009

Postmodernism

Barack Obama- "...between a man and a woman."

Press- "Such a historic, articulate President."

John Kerry- "...between a man and a woman."

Press- "The esteemed Senator from Massachussetts and genuine war hero."

Hillary Clinton- "...between a man and a woman."

Press- "The smartest woman in the world."

Al Gore- "...between a man and a woman."

Press- "Former Vice-President, Nobel Prize winner, Oscar winner, savior of the planet."

Joe Biden- "...between a man and a woman."

Press- "Whew, dodged a bullet; second time this month. Quick, check Guinness!"

Carrie Prejean- "...between a man and a woman."

Press- "Stupid bitch!!!!!!!"

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