The Planet Earth filed suit in Federal Court today, claiming discrimination.
Black History gets the whole month of February. Women's History gets the whole month of March.President Obama is expected to meet with the Earth later in the week.
Since I have been around a whole lot longer and have endured abuse far more severe than any other group, I should get the whole month of April. I have been raped in innumerable ways. I have been denuded and plowed. People have walked all over me as long as there have been people. I have endured fire, earthquake, flooding, famines, and volcanoes. People have dumped their feces and urine on me.
Earth Day, indeed!