The following video shows a typical Chicago machine politician/witch calling on the swine virus to invade. With the spiritual door open the designated vector was also chosen. Surprisingly, it was not any pork product, but it is Honey Nut Cheerios. (That portion of the video was impounded for security purposes by Homeland Security and the CDC after a generous grant from General Mills.)
Remarkably, Wendy, (D-Chicago), was able to complete this deed without a teleprompter.