Sunday, May 03, 2009

Administration Economics

The Obama Administration has adopted several of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition to apply to the country's economy
-Once you have their money, banks, and industry ... never give them back.
-A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.
-Opportunity plus instinct equals taxes.
-Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
-A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along.
-Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
-There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
-It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
-Citizens are rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.
-Never be afraid to mislabel a proposal or Conservative.
-A politician can afford anything except a conscience.
-When in doubt, lie.
-Keep your lies consistent.
-The flimsier the proposal, the higher the price.
-Enough... is never enough.
-Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
-Treat the citizens of your country like family ... exploit them.
-There's nothing wrong with charity ... as long as it winds up in your pocket.
-Even in the worst of times government turns a profit.

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