Sunday, May 03, 2009

Dallas Cowboys' Practice Facility Ahead of Its Time

Brooks Egerton, a reporter for the Dallas Morning News asks,
Why did the Cowboys practice facility collapse?
but he does not come up with a palatable answer.

The Psychic Engineers from our secret basement laboratory visited the Cowboy practice site to seek real answers. Their conclusion:
The Dallas Cowboys' practice facility considers itself to be a valuable team player. So in wisely following the ancient sage advice, 'Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today,' the facility did today what the Cowboys normally put off until November and December.

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