THE McCain

Burt Prelutsky strikes again:

When George W. Bush and the GOP were in control from 2000-2006, the Democrats complained, generally without cause, that they didn’t have enough influence, that the Republicans didn’t reach out to them, even though John McCain, to name one, spent so much time reaching out that Cindy McCain began to worry that she’d lost her husband to Russ Feingold or Ted Kennedy.

Personal side note to Burt: Our lab scientists have been working on that vaccine for years. The only successes to date have also been fatal. (Some suggest that we market that one.)