We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more hopeful Union, establish Social Justice, insure domestic diversity, provide for weakened defense, promote the general Welfare State, and secure the Blessings of Multiculturalism to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this resolution for Change in the United States of America.
WHEREAS: President Obama is a hip, wildly popular personality and,
WHEREAS: President Obama's policies
1) assure continuing 'crisis' mode and calling for Federal Government intervention, never letting a good crisis go to waste,
2) assure for lengthy recession and depression along with the the nationalization of all major banks and industry with the suppression of capitalism at every turn,
3) assure for total energy dependence upon our enemies and making the U.S. into a clown's visage among them,
4) assure a return to the horse and buggy days and other Third World characteristics, and
5) assure for an 'identity politics' struggle on every conceivable issue.
BE IT RESOLVED:
That the United States become like many our European brothers and return to monarchy, anointing Barack Obama as Queen Barackabeth II, Queen of America. Perhaps as a figurehead monarchy, the other branches of government can begin the return to Constitutional Republicanism.