Wednesday, June 03, 2009

New I.R.S. Software Leaked

Tampa, FL- Ralph and Diana Salgado said their water bill usually falls between $21 and $110 each month, but their July 2008 bill from the Tampa Water Department totaled $21,600, indicating that 3.5 million gallons of water were used by the couple during that month, The Tampa (Fla.) Tribune reported Tuesday.

"They just billed us; they didn't even question it," Diana Salgado said.
The Tampa Water Department stated that the error was due to the early leak of I.R.S. Beta software intended to lessen Obama Administration's accrued national debt.

An Administration spokesman, requesting anonymity, stated, "This software was in alignment with the President's call to sacrifice subsequent generations, er... sacrifice for subsequent generations and was not intended to go viral until the latter part of President Obama's second term."

(H.T. Dissecting Leftism.)


Ling Carter said...

Was it Oliver Wendall Holmes who said, "Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society provided the feds don't break a cactus off in your poop shoot"?

Or was that Oliver Hardy in "Way Out West?"

Steve Burri said...

Must be a regional citation. We've always heard it...'shove a porcupine up your poop shoot.'