Here's another great example:
WASHINGTON, DC - Fearful of angry constituent questions, Democratic congressmen have hired mimes to attend townhall meetings and "act out" the healthcare bill. Said Democratic Party spokesperson Tara Pung: "By using gestures and cuteness, the mimes will hopefully diffuse anger and cause people to laugh at their own foibles, rather than focus on a giant, unread plan to take-over the nation's health care."...On deck- Parrots.
...Constituents beat the mime with a folding chair.
...He was struck with the card catalog.
"Speaker Pelosi assures me we have sufficient mimes to get through August...