Saturday, August 22, 2009

Lennon & McCartney Explain Obama & Democrats

In 1969 the Beatles produced a song that explains today's Democrat Congress led by the charismatic Barack Obama. I believe it was on the album titled 'Obama Road.'It explains the antics of the legislative and executive branches and tells how they will return America to its proper place within the community of nations:
Here come old flattop, he come grooving up slowly.
He got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller.
He got hair down to his knee.
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.

He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football.
He got monkey finger, he shoot coca-cola.
He say, "I know you, you know me."
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free.
Come together right now over me.

He bag production, he got walrus gumboot.
He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker.
He got feet down below his knee.
Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease.
Come together right now over me.

He roller-coaster, he got early warning.
He got muddy water, he one mojo filter.
He say, "One and one and one is three."
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see.
Come together right now over me.
This simplifies Democrat politics and makes so much sense that once we Conservatives can get a handle on this we, too, will come together with the Democrats and join them in singing Kumbaya and stop being so 'wee weed up'.

It's Monday night. Are you ready for some toe-jam football?

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