"Hey, Kittyanna Katrina Kalikovsky Mayovich, why don't you play the piano like that?"
"Yo, Bozo, for one, we don't have a piano. For two, what do you think I am- some kind of liberal pussy? Now get outta here. You're scaring away all the verminous (but tasty) little critters."
(H.T. Snaggletoothie of the Loyal Opposition.)
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