When You Pry it from My Cold, Dead Rolls of Blubber!
Clever concealed carry, but pretty slow on the fast draw.
Short straw gets to frisk this guy!
"Hands on the wall while I frisk you."
"But, officer, my hands can't reach the wall!"
"I'm only about half done, but I've found 3 tacos, a bag of cookies, a Yugo, and a 9mm."
(Fat Tip: Lucianne.com.)