Ahmadinejad Hygiene

Now that Iran is quickly moving into the nuclear neighborhood, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is turning his attention to making Iran into an world economic powerhouse. In his talks without preconditions with the Obama Administration he conceded that he would curtail some of his beating and killing of Iranian protesters if Obama would use some of his legendary rhetorical skills to assist in promoting Iranian products for sale around the world.

The first Iranian product introduced to the world's markets is a line of laundry and kitchen hygienic products:

"We use Barf products for all of our White House needs. Barf gets our fine china sparkling clean. Michelle's cutting edge wardrobe is kept looking brand new by laundering in Barf. Barf shampoo keeps our hair shiny and clean. Barf scouring powder keeps our finger prints from showing up on anything dirty."

"Worried about rough, dry hands? Relax, you're soaking in Barf!"

"Barf, the cleanser that cleaned up Chicago. (It's great on blood stains!)"