Government Run Health Care Puts Humpty Dumpty Back Together Again

Christopher Reeve would have discarded his wheelchair and dominated Dancing with the Stars had Al Gore and John Kerry been elected. Science would again have been honored over superstition. With intensive research in fetal stem cells and government oversight of aborted baby parts, even Humpty Dumpty would have risen from the rubble:

Under the repressive Republicans:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Under the Socialists' watchful and caring eye:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Made Humpty happy again.

We must pass ObamaCare now! It's for the children.

(H.T. Lucianne.com.)