Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Limbaugh to Succeed Goodell as NFL Commissioner

"Any thoughts, Keith?"

"#@%*$ raaaaacist %^&#@! The NFL is 113% minority. This selection defines the end of civilization, even though the NFL and its players will profit and grow immeasurably. Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

"Did you watch the show's replay, Keith?"

"No, I don't watch any program that has me as a commentator."

"Besides, Barack Obama, George Soros, Howard Dean, Kanye West, Nancy Pelosi, Rahm Emanuel, Janeane Garofalo, Harry Reid, Hugo Chavez, and I were having a seance to conjure up Saul Alinsky to find out what to do next."

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