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-Liberal Christian Denominations Debate: Is This the fulfillment of the prophecy?

"Behold a virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and shall call his name Obammuel... For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder, and his name shall be called Wonderful Negotiator, Mighty Cool, Everlasting Teleprompter, Prince of Peace. Of the increase of his government and of peace there will be no end, on the throne of Stalin and over his kingdom, to establish it and to uphold it with social justice and with righteousness from this time forth and forevermore. The zeal of the DNC will do this."(Isaiah 7:14b, 9:6,7 New Liberal Standard Version)