Teaching the Children

I take my grandfatherly responsibilities seriously. Imparting my great wisdom to future generations is one of the most important of them.


Chilluns... ten hut!... Repeat after me as we boldly march into the future.

Pad-a-fake, pad-a-fake, climate man.
Fake me a stat as fast as you can;
Pad it and fudge it or hide it from me,
And raise energy taxes as high as can be.

Ya done good, kiddoes! Let's play your favorite video...