Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Is Tiger Woods an Eco-Terrorist?

Tiger Woods is a great danger to the planet.
It was found that during decomposition, the golf balls dissolved to release a high quantity of heavy metals. Dangerous levels of zinc were found in the synthetic rubber filling used in solid core golf balls. When submerged in water, the zinc attached itself to the ground sediment and poisoned the surrounding flora and fauna.
Tiger Woods must be stopped... for the children.

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