It Was a Very Cold Day

It's the same old story. Husband comes home early. Adulterous wife is with lover. Lover scrambles naked to escape onto an air conditioning unit outside upper story apartment window. Yada, yada, yada.

Money quote from interloper:

"People are even laughing at how I look naked - but I have to point out it was a very cold day."

Shrinkage

(H.T. Wicked Thoughts.)