Friday, November 27, 2009

Pee-er Reviewed Research All Wee-Weed Up

There has been a lot of flap about the e-mails and memos absconded from the University of East Anglia Climate Research Unit. The major problem lies in the attempt by non-scientists to understand the verbiage. This correspondence relies on a highly technical vernacular that is easily misunderstood by the unwashed masses. Specialized words such as trick, fudge, cheat, hide, lie, and manipulate do not mean the same in climatology lingo as they do in regular language.

Therefore, Anthropocentric Global Warming is a fact beyond dispute and the discussion is over.

Without Draconian measures through the passage of Cap & Trade and without the Copenhagen Mob gaining control of the whole world we will end up with this result in the near future:

What will you say to your children and grandchildren when they ask why you left them this doomed Earth when listening to Al Gore would have left them a Utopian planet with butterflies, puppies, kittens, and ice cream?

Well, huh? Do I hear crickets chirping?

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