Recently, this type of situation has arisen causing many to don various Kevlar products in their daily lives. Fortunately for this season espousing peace on Earth and goodwill toward men, a talented Cheesehead, skilled in the art of diplomacy has entered among the disputants with persuasive, erudite rhetoric and caused the tide to turn.
This diplomatic efficacy has gotten the attention of many possible Republican Presidential candidates. They have been seeking his services in case they need to change the attitudes and mindsets of adversaries such as Fidel & Raul Castro, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong-il, and Hugo Chavez.
Our secret basement laboratory's researchers have scoured all data bases to find very large amounts of evidence that can be used to show the great abilities of this diplomat to a hungry public. Here's just one example of the many volumes of proof that they were able to amass:
"When any Badger starts talking we always cover our ears with our hooves and loudly sing, 'La-la-la-la, we can't hear you!'"