The next day the van had returned to its spot. I looked at the stickers again and noticed that the Obama sticker had a little extra. It actually said 'Impeach Obama.' I realized that John Deere had not turned to the dark side.
Childhood sights and sounds etched indelibly into my mind:
How can you tell that it is not Grandpa Jerry disking with that John Deere B? 'Cause he's driving in a reasonably straight line.