“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
Monday, December 28, 2009
Group Petitions to Start New NBA Team
Inspired by several recent events a group of Yemeni sheiks have petitioned the NBA to start a new pro basketball team in Newark, New Jersey.
The new team is to be called the Newark Knickerbombers.
The Knickerbomber mascot:
The mascot has yet to learn to dunk from a mini-trampoline.
The team motto is 'Is that a bomb in your pants or are you just dreaming of 72 virgins?'