"Hey, Hunter, with the Packers' win over the Seahawks today and the Giants' loss, the Packers are in the playoffs!"
"How long ya been a Packer fan anyway?"
"All my life... er... at least since April or May anyway."
"How'd ya get that stain on your new shirt?"
"Grandpa Steve fed me some strained jalapeños with my nachos during the Packer game!"
"That's too bad."
"No problem... you should see his new shirt!"