Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Screw Ups and Proud of It

Would someone kindly explain this to me:
Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula on Monday claimed responsibility for the attack on a U.S. airliner bound for Detroit on Christmas Day, saying it was retaliation for a U.S. operation against the group in Yemen.
Be very afraid, American pigs! It was our ability to train for and co-ordinate the Christmas attack that demolished a pair of Fruit-of-the-Looms and badly singe a scrotum. We may be next.

We are also training our men and women to litter, leave their cars idling, run with scissors, counterfeit carbon credit certificates, and disregard recycling laws.

Submit to Sharia or our flaming pubic hair will terrorize the planet.

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