Children- Don't Talk to Aliens You Don't Know

Good advice for a newly discovered crisis:

Mr Marek Kukula, public astronomer at the Royal Observatory in Greenwich, said: "Part of me is with the enthusiasts and I would like us to try to make proactive contact with a wiser, more peaceful civilisation."

But he warned: "We might like to assume that if there is intelligent life out there it is wise and benevolent, but of course we have no evidence for this."

UPDATE: President Obama to appoint E.T. Czar.