Illinois Democratic Lieutenant Governor nominee Scott Lee Cohen announced Sunday evening that he is withdrawing from the race amid revelations about his personal history.Democrats still consider him fit for high public office. After all, his ex-girlfriend reminded him of Sarah Palin and his ex-wife looks somewhat like Michelle Bachmann.
...accused of holding a knife to the neck of his ex-girlfriend...
...accused of abusing an ex-wife.
...acknowledged using steroids for a period of time.
The steroids, however, did cause some Democrats to waver a bit. Rumor has it that he sometimes also smoked a cigarette and was often lax in his paper recycling. Death to his campaign.
(H.T. Lucianne.com.)
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