Sunday, February 07, 2010

Progressivism: The Religion of Peace

Politico: Nominee Withdraws:
Illinois Democratic Lieutenant Governor nominee Scott Lee Cohen announced Sunday evening that he is withdrawing from the race amid revelations about his personal history.

...accused of holding a knife to the neck of his ex-girlfriend...

...accused of abusing an ex-wife.

...acknowledged using steroids for a period of time.
Democrats still consider him fit for high public office. After all, his ex-girlfriend reminded him of Sarah Palin and his ex-wife looks somewhat like Michelle Bachmann.

The steroids, however, did cause some Democrats to waver a bit. Rumor has it that he sometimes also smoked a cigarette and was often lax in his paper recycling. Death to his campaign.


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