Ryan asked, "Would you guys take a bullet for me?"
Our response, "Oh fer sure, Paul. We'd even take a booger for ya!"
Despite some heckling from union members protesting for universal health care, the event went off without a hitch.
Fast forward to the so called Health Care Summit yesterday. I am happy to be able to congratulate Bob Belvedere of The Camp Of The Saints for noticing the otherwise unseen security risk to Paul Ryan while he spoke:
As I have seen reported by no one but Grandpa John's, President Obama made good on his threat, but Ryan's security team leader was up to the task:
Ryan was unharmed.
After the projectile was removed, my condition stablized in the E.R., and I was moved to the Intensive Care Unit, Representative Ryan visited and we discussed the matter. We settled on two things. One, I probably wouldn't have survived a Biden booger bullet and, two, my character will be played by Clint Eastwood in the movie.
UPDATE: Apparently, Smitty and Stacy are lobbying to play the movie roles of Ryan and Grandpa Steve. (Smitty would have to get his Navy tattoos removed... except for one... in that the movie will have no full gluteal male nudity.) Sarah Palin, Danica Patrick, and Gina Carano are also begging for the parts of sniper, limo driver, and whoop-ass martial arts chick, respectively.
No rush, guys. There will be plenty of sequels.
High security seems to run in the family:
7 Repartees:
Clint Eastwood! He's a old fart.
For me, Russell Crowe immediately came to mind.
I understand the producers are planning on having Lance be portrayed by Benicio Del Torro.
"Clint Eastwood! He's a old fart."
And your point is . . . ?
What about Harrison Ford? Younger than Eastwood, and still gets the babes in the movies! Have to think about who would play Lance though- maybe Sean Bean?
Jill's right. You guys are age-ists. And I would never let my character be portrayed by some sissy like Crowe or Ford.
We are thinking of titling it either 'Grandpa Steverino' or 'Grandpa Burrino.'
Unfortunately, Lance isn't part of the security team so we'd have to work up some 'extra' part for him.
Can't figure out who's going to play Ryan.
Nice save, Steve.
Paco,
Thanks! Although I've lost a step or two in my old age, I'm glad that an Obama booger's muzzle velocity is only about 633 ft/sec. But a few more lies and a longer nose will increase that speed so I'm lucky I caught it when I did.
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