"O Holy Saint Joseph,
Please pray for us to pass ObamessiahCare so that we may mercifully and compassionately rip unwanted babies to pieces, burn their skin off with saline, or pith the spinal cords and suck their brains out while they are being born. All at taxpayer expense, of course.
If the Romans in Bible times had had ObamessiahCare, the impoverished Mary wouldn't have been forced to carry her unwanted bastard child to full term. The aborted baby Jesus wouldn't have had to suffer being despised and rejected by men. He wouldn't have become a man of sorrows and familiar with suffering. Fetus Jesus wouldn't have to endure being stricken by God, smitten, afflicted, pierced, crushed, and otherwise wounded. He wouldn't have suffered the slaughter of crucifixion.
Jesus did not grow to make much money to be rich so that he could be properly taxed so he was also pretty much useless to the rest of humanity anyway.
Saint Joseph, please help us in this very Christian cause.
This we pray in Obama's name.