The Spork: Administration's Newest National Security Weapon

CNSNews reports on First lady Michelle Obama's speech at the School Nutrition Association Conference in Washington, D.C. on Monday:

... individuals who work in school cafeterias across the country not only educate and feed children, but help to strengthen national security.

“So whether it's national security, education or child hunger, for decades we've looked to you for help in achieving our most urgent national priorities,” said the first lady.

"Hey! Mind your P's & Q's, Little Mahmoud, or..."

"... I'll CUT you! (It's titanium.)"

"Ronald McDonald, tear down this blubber wall."

Has Michelle ever said anything like that on behalf of our military?

(H.T. Lucianne.com.)