Thursday, March 25, 2010

Stupak Earns Honors

Despite all the slams from the racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, bigoted, gun-loving, religious Conservatives, Michigan's First District U.S. Representative Bart Stupak has earned some major support and kudos from around the world:

-Hallmark subsidiary, Crayola, has announced the development of a new shade of yellow for their markers and crayons. It has been dubbed 'Yooper Assassin Yellow.'

-The Liars Club has placed Rep. Stupak in their annual Liars of the Year semi-finals. He will be competing with President Obama, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi in the Spinning Whoppers Yarn Contest.

-The National 'Talk Like a Yooper' Day committee has changed the name of the day to 'Flip-flop Like a Cheap Yooper Whore' Day.

-The nation of France, slack-jawed with awe, have proclaimed Bart Stupak an honorary citizen and honored him with National Hero status:

UPDATE: It appears that Bart Stupak's home in Menominee, MI, and his office in Washington is being deluged with mail mostly from Michiganders, especially those in Michigan's first district. Each piece of opened mail has contained this bumper sticker:

All he has to do is cross the Menominee River and he will be in Marinette, WI.

However, we patriotic Badgers are fighting back:

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