“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Weekend Update with Henry Litella
"What is all this fuss I hear about the deer having a tough time with bite downs? It's terrible! Deer have enough problems as it is! How are they supposed to eat if they can't bite down?"
""That's Deere, the John Deere Corporation, not Bambi, Ms. Litella, and not bite downs... bottom line writedowns."