But His Marketing Skills Sure Suck!
Lance came up with the brilliant idea to serialize works of literature on boxes of cereal since everyone reads cereal boxes. Here's a portion of the epilogue of Dreams From My Father:
This may or may not be beneficial to the American literary IQ, but the main point is to sell more cereal.
The next logical step, Rule 5 Trading Cards:
Which would you rather buy?
3 Repartees:
Brilliance runs in the family!
Magnificent!
Bless you, my son.
Dude Possideo
Pope Voluptuosus I,
The Church of The Permanent Things
The Holy Rule 5 See
Steve: You've definitely improved on Lance's original idea.
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