Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Little Roes v. Hades

The Supreme Court ruled today in the matter of ACORN/S.E.I.U. v. Constitutional Republic. In a 5-4 vote, the ruling allows for the registration and voting of the dead.

The majority opinion included the following points:
-Using the principle of stare decisis, the court concurred with CHURCH OF THE HOLY TRINITY V. UNITED STATES, 143 U. S. 457 (1892) stating that '...These, and many other matters which might be noticed, add a volume of unofficial declarations to the mass of organic utterances that this is a Christian nation.'

-Christians believe in life after death.

-The dead have their estates heavily taxed.

-Therefore, it is the ruling of this court that the dead may not be denied voting rights.
The dissenting opinion written by Justice Clarence Thomas had but two short points:
1) Buy more ammo.

2) Wolverines!
Immediately after the ruling was handed down, President Obama announced the formation of the 'Cross Over Voting Commission' to be headed by Co-Czars, Senator, Vice Presidential candidate, attorney, fetal channeler, John Edwards and psychic medium John Edward. They will be charged with the task of registering the willing dead and discerning their voting choices.

And since the Democrat 111th U.S. Congress is experiencing its death throes and the Obama Administration is terminal...

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