Our secret basement laboratory's resident Entomological Etymologist examined this P. isabella specimen and interpreted these statements:
-Another normal Wisconsin winter on the way. (You had to scrape your windshield this morning, didn't you?)
-Al Gore has parasitic vermin residing within his cranial vault.
-Can I bum a ride or get a bus ticket to Florida?
We all pitched in a mailed the little bugger to Daytona Beach- First Class.