Thursday, October 14, 2010

Captain's Log, Stardate 2010...

On the bridge of the Starship U.S.S. Socialize:

"The Teabagulins are amassing in every quadrant. Full power to Deflector Shields. Fire Spin Torpedoes! Set Phasers to 'Tax.'"

"Engineering! This is the Captain speaking. Ensign Timmy, we need more power!"

"Captain, She's giving all she's got! It's already overtaxing our cloaking device and it's about to fail!"

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