Progressive Truthers claim that even before their January seating, the new U.S. Congress has commissioned former President George W. Bush and Dick Cheney to begin a redistricting program for the country.
Liberals claim that under Cheney's direction Halliburton has completed the initial step in the plan. Using optimally placed explosive charges, the Halliburton crew 'encouraged' the San Andreas Fault to do its thing.
A spokesman for Bush, Cheney, and Halliburton stated that the fault's activity was instigated by the explosive California brain fart during this last election.
Here is the 2011 version of the United States: