Independence in 1776; A Case for $17.76. Coincidence?

Carol sizes up the situation:

"$765 a bottle. 55% alcohol. Packaged in a rodent. Hmmmm... I can do better."

"No Sheeplesbrau. Ovis aries Micturate. 43% alcohol. $17.76 a case. Packaged in a cuddly sheep. Sold at Walmarts everywhere."

No Sheeplesbrau will get you all wee-weed up almost as fast as listening to a teleprompted Obama speech!

Nikita Khrushchev, Prophet

Andy, Alberto, I Am Specialized, Too

I have loved watching or following the Tour de France since the 1970's. This year is no exception. After stage 9 the two leading cyclists are Andy Schleck and last year's winner, Alberto Contador. They both ride Specialized bikes and have come out with this commercial:



I ride a Specialized bike as well and can produce 901 watts, drink a case of Schwaben Brau without throwing up, and know how to skin grizz, Pilgrim.

New Signage

Linda got me a couple of signs to put up around the house:

I Gotta Get Me One of These

My old Army unit is having a reunion this fall in Vegas. I E.T.S.'ed in August of 1973, but remember most of those that are attending. I cannot be there, but have ordered one of these offerings:

Linda's Car Fell and Couldn't Get Up

Yesterday, while driving home from work, Linda:

Linda only suffered a scratch and a bruise in this freak accident.

Today: